arelis:

oceanaroll:

asammyg:

funkademic:

“I like it, a man who’s not swayed by facts.”

Totally Biased: NYC Women Talk Cat Calling

ON. POINT.

BEST.BEST.BEST.BEST.

BEST.

Goddddd. Yes.

"You’re a dude. Tell other dudes." Exactly.

(via pr1ncessaure1ia)

@14 hours ago with 34160 notes

coleywinchester:

neutraltugboat:

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

sandslashing:

catchy songs

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catchy songs about VERY BAD THINGS

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i’m pretty sure everyone’s thinking of the same song

ERREBODY GET UP

hey hey hey

(Source: im-moving-yo, via jive-sire)

@14 hours ago with 217472 notes
mom:don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me:fire cannot kill a dragon
@14 hours ago with 16247 notes

(Source: collegehumor, via jive-sire)

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allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

(via mrmozza)

@14 hours ago with 256795 notes
other girls:straight hair, nice makeup, short skirts, fashion, cheerleading, high heels
me:short hair, combat boots, smudged makeup, cargo pants, face mask, metal arm, over 2 dozen confirmed kills in the past 50 years. i am the winter soldier.
@19 hours ago with 29930 notes

moohead:

roxxieyo:

Alright, I’ll go make some muffins.

She is everything I want to be

Donna is my fucking hero. 

(Source: supernatasha, via thewhitetulipalchemist)

@19 hours ago with 7232 notes
colinandbradleysgirl:

theabyssofword:


me on my way to overthrow yo country

tried to scroll past this, couldn’t.

same

colinandbradleysgirl:

theabyssofword:

me on my way to overthrow yo country

tried to scroll past this, couldn’t.

same

(Source: gazpachoblog, via jive-sire)

@14 hours ago with 268984 notes

memorizelife:

escape-the-storm-inside:

heart-seoul-soshi:

The saga continues

These are the greatest things ever

Im gonna fuck with my mother

(via tylerlovesharrypotter)

@14 hours ago with 34487 notes

farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

(via peaceoutkubskoutz)

@14 hours ago with 53369 notes

arkhamboundz:

If there is one thing Voldemort cannot understand,it is love.

He tries. 

(Source: weasley-wheezy, via littledemonwolf)

@14 hours ago with 60947 notes
#Harry potter 

"

1. When you cut yourself, clean and bandage it.

2. Do not start smoking cigarettes because the boy who broke your heart does.

3. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

4. Cutting calories doesn’t do anything but make you unhappy.

5. If the number on the scale rises, throw it out.

6. The first girl you ever “date” is going to call the police on you even though she lives three thousand miles away, because you’re going to tell her that you’re not in a good mental state shortly after you’ve “broken up”.

7. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

8. Break up with the boy who says, “You had a sexy phase!” when you tell him that you’ve dated a girl before.

9. Dating your friends is not always the best idea, but you can still be friends after you’ve broken up with her.

10. Your mother will try to become your best friend because you’re leaving for college soon. Let her.

11. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

12. Your closest friend will stop talking to you when you leave for college.

13. It’s okay to cry.

14. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

15. When you cut yourself again, clean and bandage it. Do not be ashamed.

16. Your anxiety is going to try and control your entire life. Tell it to shut the hell up, because you’re trying to live and that task is hard enough as it is.

17. The past has a funny way of coming back in the form of you developing a crush on another friend.

18. Try not to hate yourself for breaking up with your boyfriend.

19. If you’re still smoking, apologize silently to your mother.

20. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

"

@14 hours ago with 73038 notes

Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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(via jive-sire)

@14 hours ago with 39291 notes
#cutie 
@19 hours ago with 127188 notes
#reference